My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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