By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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