Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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