So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
