That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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