Pappa wants mamma naked
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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