Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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