Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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