hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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