Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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