Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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