The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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