This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
