Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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