I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
