dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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