i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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