If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He shit in the fireplace
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