He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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