SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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