living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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