Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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