marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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