But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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