It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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