Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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