Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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