U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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