Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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