all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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