How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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