these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
is it fun? or sober?
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