She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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