I'm eating all of the evidence.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
