Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
