sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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