i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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