My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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