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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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