maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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