I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Found your dick twin last night
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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