Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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