I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
