Your dad touched me again.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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