Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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