Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
they need to just BURY HIM!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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