he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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