WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Randomize
