yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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