You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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