Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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