Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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