No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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