I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize