I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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