I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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