So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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